How not to apply fake tan…

Laugh out loud! OMG how I laughed when I looked at this picture of the usually attractive Frank Lampard looking more like Homer Simpson than a fit footballer. The poor guy look’s ill! This is one fake tan gone seriously wrong! There was once a golden era, when top-flight players paraded their unadulterated blokeyness like a badge of honour.

I cant understand why he actually left the house looking like this. Its usually the likes of Jodie Marsh,  Chantelle Houghton or any other Big Brother reject who fall victim to dreaded curse of fake tan gone extremely wrong – just take a look at the hilarious picture below for evidence that men are just as bad.

I was surprised that the snap was taken from him leaving Funky Buddah and not a drag queen party. I am surprised that with all those millions he is worth that he applies his own fake tan.

Dale Winton you have competition in the orange stakes as Frank has very nearly pinched your place!