The return of “Jordan”

Every one beware there is a new piece of single trash on the market again aka Katie Price. Now she is single again i am sure the trowel will be coming out and the hair extensions will be bigger and longer than ever.

It has come to no surprise to me to hear that Katie Price and Peter Andre have split up after looking at pictures of her out in Brighton last weekend. She was in full on Jordan mode with a ton of jet back eyeliner and mascara, extremely green and blue smoky eyeshadow, hair scraped back, orange glow skin and of course her gigantic boobs hanging out! Looking like no other than a drag tranny clown!

Katie seemed to look much more elegant since marrying Peter Andre and becoming a mum of three, her hair turned dark brown, her boobs deflated and her make-up was more subtle showing that under all that slap she is actually a natural beauty.

She obviously can not give up her a glamour girl lifestyle and is happy to leave her husband behind for this and i am sure we will be seeing much more of her in the next couple of months falling out of bars and splashed across the Bizarre page of the The Sun newspaper everyday and owning the very proud first place spot of worst dressed!

On the plus side ladies Peter Andre has been looking pretty buff recently and i am sure he will waste no time looking for his replacement…