How not to apply fake tan…

Laugh out loud! OMG how I laughed when I looked at this picture of the usually attractive Frank Lampard looking more like Homer Simpson than a fit footballer. The poor guy look’s ill! This is one fake tan gone seriously wrong!

I cant understand why he actually left the house looking like this. Its usually the likes of Jodie Marsh,  Chantelle Houghton or any other Big Brother reject who fall victim to dreaded curse of fake tan gone extremely wrong – just take a look at the hilarious picture below for evidence that men are just as bad.

I was surprised that the snap was taken from him leaving Funky Buddah and not a drag queen party. The best is to come check out those hands and those lovely orange streaks between his fingers. I am surprised that with all those millions he is worth that he applies his own fake tan.

Dale Winton you have competition in the orange stakes as Frank has very nearly pinched your place!

Getting All Your Hair Chopped Off!

I haven’t had a hair cut in over 6 months, you may find this a little lazy, however my hair is in very good condition and I suit having long hair. In the world, everybody is unique and we all have different shaped faces so it is important to have a hair cut which suits and flatters the shape of your face. The shapes of faces range from oval, heart, oblong, to round and square faces. Here are some tips below for what hair styles to have depending on your face shape.

With an oval face - most hair styles will suit you, however dont have too much volume close to the top of your head as it will make your face look long. Layers are better to emphasise your cheekbones.

For the oblong face - don’t have really short hair or really long hair because this will emphasise the length of your face.

For the round face - add length by having a graduated cut or a long bob but do not attempt a blunt cut this will emphasize your round face.

For the square face - you may also have a thick jaw line so do not have a blunt cut or sever fringe - try lots of texture, using curls or layers.

For the heart-shaped face - use layers to highlight your cheekbones and fringes to draw the focus away from your chin.

Cheaper Clothes from Supermarkets

I believe I have found the best solution to girls (and boys) who are looking to buy quality clothes which are cheap and will not break the bank.

During a recent trip to Sainsbury’s, I was wandering through the clothes section and a few of the items caught my eye. I threw a few items into my trolley and went on down to the fitting room. In fact the fitting rooms were near enough empty so I went straight in (no queue) and tried my clothes on. I tried some jeggings (leggings which look like jeans), a coat and some ankle boots. And you know what? I bought all three items because they looked good and they came to less then £50.

You can buy cheaper clothes from the supermarket like Tesco, Sainsburys or ASDA who even have their own clothes range called George, take a look today!

Advantages of Wearing Scarfs

As the weather is getting worse and we are entering into the winter months, it is getting more and more important to wrap up warm to ensure that Jack Frost doesn’t nip at your fingers and toes!

I am a big fan of wearing scarfs; I wear them to keep warm but I also wear then because they are very fashionable and you can wear such a huge variety of styles.

My collection of scarfs range from woolly scarfs in a huge array of colours, to cotton scarfs from India (my boyfriend’s mum used to live in India so she often gives me hand-outs of different scarfs which match my different outfits).

As winter comes closer, get your scarfs out and start mixing it up to create unique looks and styles which you friends will envy!

Are you a trend setter?

I would say I am pretty average in my dress sense, I am not the best ever dresser all the time however I have some of my days when I put particular effort in and get dressed up smart and professional for work. There are also evening out when I am going out on the town when I get dressed up and put on a dress and get my legs out.

I am not a quirky dresser and I don’t set trends with my clothes. However I know from reading magazines and from taking advice from my friends I choose clothes which suit my body shape and size and which flatter my figure.

I am happy to be a normal person rather than a fashionista - I have got better things to spend my money on - ie. having a good time with my friends!